Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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