No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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