she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
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