And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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