I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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