we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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