Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Couch. On fire.
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