I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Drunk is not a location!
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