You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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