Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so let's talk penis.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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