he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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