Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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