he puts the penis in happiness.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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