ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You did what with his pubic hair?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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