to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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