Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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