How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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