it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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