Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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You are the jesus of drinking
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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