Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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