the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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