So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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