Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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