i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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