I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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