..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What a dumb baby whore.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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