You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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