Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he shaved USA in his pubs
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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