so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Quick, to the slutcave!
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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