I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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