We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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