We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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