ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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