shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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