what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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