is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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