Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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