I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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