I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
