He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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