Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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