No, you can still breathe under the balls.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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