spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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