I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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