There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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