Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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