I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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