New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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