at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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