I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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