he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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