There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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