There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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