And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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