Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I woke up under a house in Key West
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