The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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