Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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