my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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