I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
