Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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