Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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